What’s this in our mailbox?

If you guessed “turds”—you’re wrong. We have mail! Hooray for us.

It certainly has been a heady two weeks. The Humboldt Mirror began on February first, and only eight days later, the lovely Redheaded Blackbelt discovered our quiet existence. She was kind enough to give us a shout-out on her delightful blog, and for this we are still pathetically grateful. (One of us totally wants you, Kym! Not saying who!)

Next came Rose from WatchPaul fame (Oh we’re watching, Rose, and we continue to be impressed!) followed by He Whose Name We Shall Not Speak over at the fricking Eureka Standard, who temporarily F-bombed our entire system with a dizzying onslaught of almost nine hits from his site in a single 48-hour period. (Be scared, bitches. We’re onto you now!)

Then on Thursday, after our IT department completed the necessary technical repairs, we learned that Carol and Greg were kind enough to link the Mirror to their own wonderful site, which features photos of beautiful sunsets and hot girl-on-girl action. (That oughtta get the counter clicking, new blog friends!)

Add all of this together and what does it mean? Fourteen days, and almost as many hits! We’re breathless.

But we’re not through yet. Just this afternoon we remembered we had an e-mail account, humboldtmirror@gmail.com, in which we found not one but TWO LETTERS. Both for us!

So let’s just lug out the ol’ mailbag and see what kind of props our devoted fans are giving us so far.

We begin with:

Dear Humboldt Mirror, Fuck you and then some.
-Anonymous

Well, Anonymous, we feel you—but barely! Work on that technique.

And then there was:

Dear Humboldt Mirror, You disgust me. You’re beyond disgusting. Everything about you disgusts everything about me. I hope you all get ass-cancer and die.
-Disgusted

Greetings and salutations, Disgusted. Really nice work with the screen name. For a minute there we worried that you wouldn’t be able to modify the root “disgust” into a fourth syntactical form. But you pulled it off. Please accept this gift as a tiny token of our appreciation. Hope you’re not blogging at work!

So stay with us, blog buddies. And if you get a chance, please send us a friendly note of your own to let us know how we’re doing.

Love always,

The Humboldt Mirror

12 Responses

  1. Totally hilarious and not afraid to mention rough anal sex. I think I love you.

  2. sick bastards

  3. Hey, I thought you wanted me? Why don’t I get the hot girl on girl action tag?

  4. Thank you humbug for the warning about not checking certain tags at work.

    LOL

  5. I’m just commenting to get your comment numbers up. I don’t really have anything to say. Except that I, too, am disgustingly disgusted.

  6. Word to the wise: watch out for the “gift” link at the end. I hit it and actually enjoyed it, but now I have some explaining to do with my wife.

  7. Why is this blogger so happy? Shouldn’t he be all bitter and jaded like the rest?

  8. Well, frankly I’ve enjoyed the fun. Maybe people need to lighten up a little. LOL.

  9. Hooray for Eko. That counter is spinning now. We’re up to 20 hits!

    But… um… Jen? Is that really you? OUR OWN LOCAL FAMOUS REDNECK ROMANCE WRITER is visiting us here at the humble Mirror? Rrrrrrrrooowwwwwwwwww!

    We swoon. It’s true! Thanks for bringing a touch of hotness to our tiny corner of the blogosphere.

  10. Did Hurley have a troll-baby? And why is Defamer devoting a blog to Humboldt?

    Either way, can’t wait for the gawker artists to unleash their hipsterness here.

    I just hope this isn’t yet another well-hidden KHUM blog–we get it, ALL of you are special!

    Welcome!

    -JMan

  11. “This gift” is the best thing to hit the blogs in Humboldt County ever. It is about time someone poked fun at all the sanctimonious bastards who clutter the blogs with their overheated drivel.

    Keep up the good work. I am moving you to the top of my blog bookmarks so I don’t forget to check in for my daily chuckle.

  12. Hysterically funny. Who are you?

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