Carson Park Mofo goes ahead and steps in it this time

Oh it’s on now, bitches.

It. Is. On. And someone over at the Eureka Standard better be scared.

He Whose Name We Shall Not Speak has given the Humboldt Mirror additional unwanted publicity, and even gone so far as to suggest we might be more popular than Fred, the undisputed king of Humboldt blogdom!

In mitigation, HWNWSNS did note, correctly, that our seemingly clever posts are in fact entirely derivative, so he’s not all bad.

But will we allow these affronts to continue? We will not.

He must be stopped. But how?

Discuss!

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20 Responses

  1. How can this be stopped? I’m ruined!

  2. But I sure gave Carol her just rewards.

  3. We love Carol!! She’s so earnest. She even refers to the Fat Guys as Fat Boys. Perfection! But, truth be told, you were right, Fred. Hillary really is a bitch.

  4. OK The Humbug [since you stonecold ganked poor old Humbug] here’s how you get back at CPR: YOU TYPE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME….Apparently he takes to large letters like Ekovox to goat cheese.

  5. Yeah! You can’t even capitalize CPR or you get deleted!

  6. It’s what America needs right now: a bitch in the White House.

  7. Oh Fred, my just rewards?

    Maybe the turtle is correct.

  8. SO THEN WHAT WE NEED IS A FORCEFIELD OF ALL-CAPS TO SHIELD THE MIRROR’S OBSCURITY? WE’RE ALL FOR IT! TAKE THAT, CARSON PARK A-HOLE. WE’RE BRINGING IT NOW.

  9. I don’t dare start writing in all caps on Eureka Standard. I might get deleted off the blog.

  10. YOU KEEP IT UP, AND WE’LL USE A CENTERED COMIC SANS FONT IN BLUE. NOT KIDDING!!

  11. can’t take any more…losing power…

  12. There were two crab fishermen sitting on a dock.
    Both with a line with bait and a bucket to hold the caught crab. The first fisherman would catch the crab on his line, hoist them up, place them in the bucket and quickly put a lid on the bucket so they wouldn’t escape.

    The second fisherman would catch his crab the same way, hoist them up and place them in his bucket. Oddly though, he didn’t use a lid to contain them within the bucket.

    The first fisherman looked at this with great wonder. “How are you able to keep those crab in the bucket without having them escape. To which the second fisherman exclaimed, “Oh, these are Blogger Crabs. When one attempts to climb to the top, the others all gang up on him and pull him back down”

  13. That’s what we’re saying, Eko. That Carson Park Bastard is trying to pull Fred back into the bucket, where we happily occupy the little sludgy spot at the bottom.

  14. Bir “Redeye”/Gutfield fan, arent we?

  15. Sg, persty blig fretumbum, lird gish!!

  16. The Anonymous dranknum, muggled the bozing askums.

  17. We fend do dagree, CRaP.

  18. this is where it started… karl marx in a flamingo suit… ’nuff said…

  19. chivas, I am really starting to like you.

  20. noooo… that can’t happen… you are a facist… and not well dressed… a pol pot pauper… set up the cambodia mirror and be gone…

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