To: Humboldt Mirror
From: bluelakepd@aol.com
Yo yo bug homes, what up? Jus got back from So Cal. Wuz hangin with the hotties and muling some off-market Lunesta from TJ. Gotta help the girlz getta good nights sleep, no what I mean? Heh heh.
So, jus wanted to give yuz a shout out for keepin it real and shit thru all that court BS. Gotta quick trip to the iron city to chill with the space dockers, but its all kool yo. Back out in no time and we’ll be chillin with some porn and PBR like in the day. Remind me to send that fucktard Gayegos a thank you card.
Moms sez hi,
DG
Filed under: Humboldt County Tagged: | David Gundersen, heh heh, iron city, keepin it real and shit, porn and PBR, space dockers, TJ pharm mule
I’m afraid to ask what a space docker is.
Thank god for the bugs. Otherwise all we’d have to read today in blog land is some rant about how Heraldo thinks politicians he disagrees with should shut up. Good ol’ progs. All about the free speech and open dialog, except when they’re not.
except when they’re not.
Which is 24/7.
But don’t worry. The re-education camps will make you forget all about that.
It is not a good survival skill to piss off the court at your sentencing hearing.
And why didn’t Blue Lake create its own email domain for city business instead of asking employees to open commercial accounts in their own names?
Sheesh
Yeah Chris, you have to wonder about almost everything having to do with the city of Blue Lake. They give backwoods bumblefucks a bad name.
Ha-ha-ha! Thanks for the cynical morning humor, humbugs!
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Oh, what I meant was
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Hey, what happened to the emoticon option? How come Rose has one and I don’? What gives, bugs?
1. Space Docker
A turd in a condom – put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
2. space docker
Also someone with a limited grasp on reality
Either one is funnier than all hell!
Ugh, loved the post but could have lived years without that visual of the space docker. I seriously just threw up a little bit.
BLUE LAKE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN [EX-POLICE CHIEF] GUNDERSEN’S CITY E-MAIL
Times Standard
10/25/2008
Staff have been trying to cancel the account “bluelakepd@aol.com” for the last few weeks, since it was brought to their attention. The account was originally set up to function as the e-mail address for the entire department, and is paid for by the city. http://www.times-standard.com/localnews/ci_10814077
Uhh, cloud, someone in the comments thread there had the brilliant idea – stop paying the bill. AOL will shut the account down.
Crackin’ me up, and Chris is right, this is insane that the PF had to set up an AOL acct.
I mean AOL! Of all things.
HEY BUGS – GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND PUT UP A NEW POST YOU LAZY INSECT.
WE ARE BORED AND STARTING TO GET ANNOYED.
Get rid of the last of the PBR in the fridge and get back to work you lazy sob.