Graphics Department mounts coup at Humboldt Mirror

An internal power struggle turned violent Sunday morning when a handful of disgruntled graphic designers laid siege to the posh headquarters of a local media company.

The dispute appears to stem from the Humbug’s extended absence from the Humboldt Mirror, a blog which initially offered a refreshingly satirical spin on local politics but quickly became juvenile and derivative before quitting altogether more than a month ago.

“They’ve been peppering our position with beer bottles and gay porn videos for the better part of an hour,” the Humbug reported from an undisclosed location deep inside Humboldt Mirror headquarters.

“Basically it’s raining men, all of whom seem to be wearing overalls down around their ankles. We’ve been able to hold out this long only because some of the bottles weren’t empty, and after knocking back a couple Millers a few of those gay guys look hotter than you’d think.”

But it’s clear the bugs can’t hold out forever.

“Something’s gotta give,” said a determined but weary Humbug. “I mean, come on. Miller beer? We’re gonna cock-punch those douchebag graphic designers when they show up to get their paychecks.”

Despite the continued rancor, some concessions have already been made.

“We’ve agreed to allow the Graphics Department to display a series of holiday-themed photos tentatively titled ‘The 12 Bon Bons of Christmas.’ In return, they said they would start lobbing PBRs and ‘Girls Gone Wild’ videos instead.”

A spokesman for the designers said he believes today’s actions send a clear message to corporate leaders everywhere.

“Lead, follow or watch a bunch of out-of-work construction workers have sex with each other in highly stylized rural settings. It’s that simple.”

71 Responses

  1. It’s about time you lazy freaking bugs. I’d all but given you up for dead.

  2. You guys are sick which is of course why I love you. The blogosphere just isn’t as much fun without a regular dose of humbug humor.

  3. You think you can come back just like that? Is that what you think? Well, you can. We missed you. Bring on the 12 Bon Bons. Please and thank you.

  4. AND A MERRY XMAS TO YOU’ALL. HI DE HO EVERONE….MAY THE XMAS POOH WELCOME THE LOST,THE FOUND,AND THE RETURNING BLOGGERS TO THE MERRYMENT OF SLIME,SLOTH,AND BASHING.YEP, 12DAYS OF BON BON SOUNDS SO INVITING-BRING IT ON!!!!
    IS THE WHITE SPRINKLING IN THE PICTURE A HOLIDAY GIFT OF COCAINE FROM OUR INTREPID DA? LET’S ALL BREATH IN, CLICK OUR SHOES TOGETHER AND SAY ‘THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!”.

  5. Wildeyes – that is so f’ing funny. Maybe the cocaine explains the bon bons mood swings – I thought it was manic-depression, but the cocaine would explain the death stares at the board meetings!

  6. Ahhhh … irreverent satire.

    Give us some more, Bugsy. Take on the Marina Center DEIR. Earth First protesting Green Diamond.

    It’s been so freaking long …

  7. Irreverant, HAH. The Bon Bon has a long and well established history with the not so magic white powder. She has even been known to do a line or two off her supervisors desk with another former supe. Perhaps there stems the solution to all our woes, a new requirement for supervisorial pee tests. Pass, or show us your Ken Miller issued perscription for blow. Will the Ken-meister insist that coke too, along with his claim re splif will cure cancer?

  8. Welcome to the way it was without restraint, remorse, and vileness to levels unheard. Slime forth and bring us more sacrifices to slice/dice/cube/and spew onto the unholyness’s Bon Bon’s wide lap.
    Wait until January when Bon Bon has all her Egors lined up in a row to jump at her beckoning bark-”WANT A LITTLE TREAT MY PRETTIES?” BARK BARK AND AWAY GO ALL OUR COUNTY’S PROBLEMS.

  9. AMEN

  10. BUGS, You forgot to change your time.

  11. Away so looooong. What gives?

    Anyway, glad to see you’re back in action. Nobody has fallen out of their chair laughing and caused a head injury in this office for too long. Bring back the parrot!!!

  12. At least the Bugs have some good taste in beer. Glad to have you back!

  13. Just in time. I was getting ready to go through my bookmarks and clean out all the ones that at one time showed such promise and then died on the blog vine.

    Some of these are:

    Maximum Humboldt
    Redwood Ridiculer
    The Bully Pulpit
    HumSlumLords
    BehindtheRedwoodCurtain
    North Coast Post

    and sadly

    Arkleywatch

    I can take you off the purge list however.

  14. You forgot Halitosis and SunTzu.

  15. SunTzu seems to hav been singlurly created to bash Nate Rushton. No reason to keep that one alive now, huh?

  16. Thr BonBon is in a white out state. If this is snow, it may be the reason ice runs through her veins on some of the Supes decisions.

  17. Is this the hibernation stage for the BonBon?

  18. Or is this her county cocaine stash?

  19. Hey Bugs
    Don’t think for one minute that your post is going to last us for another month with all the juicy news that’s happening. How about a piece on how Bon Bon can now wreak havoc on a statewide level vs her previous limitations to only add further ridicule to our humble county?

  20. Next pic…

    Bonnie on the beach in a bikini….Santa hat and lots of progressive elves with name tags.

    I know it’s a challenge but, with her ascension to the Chairbonship of the Coastal Comm, it is fitting.

  21. There is absolutely no effing way Bonnie will ever appear on this blog in beachwear. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Our stomach contents need to stay on the inside, thank you very much.

  22. I think the Bon Bon and David Cobb are one and the same or perhaps Bon Bon is really David in drag. The only way to prove it is not so is to see David and Bon Bon doing the nasty here on the Mirror, or perhaps the Bon Bon’s penis nose is stuck too far up David’s butt (now there’s a photo op).

  23. No the way to prove it is to go to that wierd sex party in Eureka and see what Dave looks like naked having sex with strangers.

  24. Memo

    Dated 12/15/08
    To: Graphics Dept
    From: Dog

    RE: REQUEST FOR RECONSIDERATION

    I understand your institutional commitment to decency and your dedication to the protection of small children (and some of your readers) from the more basic apocryphal images that may or may not be consistent with the high standards you maintain. Still, I believe strongly that you have an obligation to include, within the context of the 12 bonbons of Christmas an illustration of our new Coastal Commission Chairbon, proper recognition as the new California Beach babe….as difficult it may be to accept.

    I have no wish to create any gastronomic distress for the Graphics Department staff, but sometimes in business as it is in life, sacrifices must be made.

    Accordingly, I respectfully request that the Bonbon in a bikini, with a big Santa hat (a palm tree would be pretty good too) is not only necessary to the conceptual completion of this post but required in the interest of world peace.

    In short, dear Graphics Department, your compliance with this simple request will stop global warming, end terrorism and, create a landscape upon which human kindness will be restored.

    Two six-packs of PBR, delivered to a location of your choice are also in the bargain. If you reconsider and find that the greater good will be served by overcoming your initial editorial position, the world will be a better place.

    I hope that this request meets with your favorable consideration. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience.

    Dog

  25. Memo

    Dated 12/16/08
    To: Dog
    From: Graphics Dept

    RE: REQUEST FOR RECONSIDERATION

    After your thoughtful and moving plea for a BonBon-in-Beachwear addition to the 12 Days of Christmas parody, we have reconsidered your request and will move ahead with the unwholesome effort. When you resorted to using phrases such as “world peace” and “obligation,” you really left us with few options other than rewarding your well-intentioned badgering.

    It just so happens that a substantial amount of sticky and highly flammable herb has found its way into the Graphix Dept. bong, which will fuel/incapacitate us long enough to complete the deed and hold down our Papa Murphy’s take-and-get-baked pizza.

    And Dog, it’s vitally important that you understand we repel any and all “standards” or “decency” like a magnet avoids superconducting metal bathed lovingly in liquid nitrogen. Furthermore, there is ABSOLUTELY NO “dedication to the protection of small children” or concern for the visual safety of Mirror readers from the insidious images that have frequented this website.

    Need I remind you of BonnieDicknose?

    As you read this, Dear Dog, our search will have already begun for bikinis, big Santa hats and palm trees to bring some semblance of order to your fucked up little corner of the world. That granting your request will slow global warming, end terrorism or restore human kindness is doubtful, but we do admire your appeal to our taste buds, which do perk up at even the mention of PBR.

    Graphic Dept

  26. Well GD, consider it an immoral imperative.

    But you see…..the world already a better place. Can a restoration of human kindness be far behind?

    So where to I drop off the PBR? I would suggest, under the third seat from the left in the back row of the supes Chambers, packed artfully in a plain unmarked brown paper bag. That’s if I can get it through the new security.

  27. Dear Graphics Department: HOW COULD YOU SOIL RUDOLPH AND HIS SIDEKICK HERMEY! HOW COULD YOU GET SO LOW AND MEAN AS TO PUT THEM IN THE PICTURE WITH BON BON! Rudolph with is nose so bright – contaminated by the mere presence of bon bon on the screen. Poor little Hermey whose only sin is that he wants to be a dentist – now condemned by your heartless association of him with the bon bon.

    Cruel bug! Nasty graphics department.

    Christmas is officially closed.

  28. But Hermey IS the Bon Bon. Look closely. The Graphics Department went subtle on this one. Probably not enough PBR.

  29. OH MY GOD! Thats even worse – you have desecrated Hermey. Poor little Hermey has the bon bon’s face.

    I am calling my therapist. This is too much to deal with! Bugsy – how could you?

  30. Oh my God,Hermey’s dream came true!He traded in the Red-nosed stinky 4 footer for a “wide hipped breeder bitch” and I have to say “she’s hot”? Humma humma! Let the logging begin because she’s 3 axe handles wide, prepped for seduction and knows Hermey wants her. Want me????? Say yes to all my resolution motions-come on little boy!!

    Why aren’t we talking about the crashing California budget and its impact on the County? What about the homeless shelter crap in Arcata where the bleeding heart director wants more and more from the City?Get f’d asshole! How about the redundant cable optic across 299? What about Roger Rodoni’s death by vehicular manslaughter case and the “lost in spaceeeee” charges-where’s “yuppie gallago’s” concern for that case?Toke another doobie??? What’s Evergreen’s closure going to do to the water rate payers in Mckinleyville/Arcata/Blue Lake/Eureka?? Who’s watching the G. D. hen house in this County?
    Bring it on!! Get the crap out and start flinging it!!!!!!

  31. Bugs…

    I blissfully owe you….12 pbrs.

    It’s awesome and I think even Peter Douglas would appreciate your critical attention to detail and impeccable form sense. The transjuxtaposition of imagery is sublime and the way you exhaust the off-reds and shades-of-gray is inspired.

    The subtle 14th Century Gaelic imagery in the shadow forms, supports a selective spectrum orientation that evokes memories (and mammaries for that matter) of an earlier and more simple time.

    As to the palm tree, I appreciate the symbol. It’s fucking perfect. If you accept the premise that the natural phalli of palms (absent hair on the hand) that inspired our forebear’s totems are of ancestral significance, it is no stretch to conclude that some or maybe most of them…….do not stand for us anymore.

    It’s brilliant!

    As you might have already guessed, I have engaged in a certain quality control exercise tonight as far as it pertains to the 12 pbrs I bought for you.

    In the spirit of full disclosure, there are only two left.

    well, one and a half.

    In any case, the history of artistic expression has reached a new paradigm with this work. And I know it will have its detractors. Suffer them not dear Graphics Department. Just because they think they know everything, does not mean that they can rise to the level of excellence that you have wrought.

    Take comfort in the words of Steve Richmond (according to Charles Bukowski, ‘the best damn damn writer of the century.’)

    “The all knowing are all assholes.”

    So, let it be said that for the moment and for this fragile soul the world is a better place because of your grace and artistry.

    If you buy that, then in truth, the whole world is a better place.

    I think that is what I promised in the beginning.

    But, in the end you should embrace the Fundamental Principle of the Dog. “Outside a dog, a good blog is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog…you can’t get wireless.”

    I’ll leave the coconuts for later.

    Dog

  32. Are you Humbugs, Captain Buhne? ‘Cuz the comments hear remind me of the good ‘ol Captain Buhne days.

  33. We’re all about making spirits bright!! Hugs to the Dog. And Carol, our occasional BFF, we wish we were the Captain. But alas. Many aspire, few attain. Consider us firmly in the first category.

  34. Afterthought…

    I shared our lively communications with my wife tonight. In truth I was proud of succeeding in the Bikini Bon Bon business. After she carefully considered this strange exchange of literary badminton, she expressed a curious interest in the BonnieDicknose header. It’s gone.

    “What’s up with the Bonnie thing?” she asked.

    “I think she provides a lot of material to work with.” I responded.

    “Is it kind of like the third grader who bonks a classmate on the head because he’s got a secret crush on her?” she asked.

    “Could be” I said….”I’ll ask the graphics dept…..They can’t help telling the truth, no matter how hard they try.”

    Well, at least now I know what to get her for Christmas.

  35. If the BonBo snowlady had a pointed hat, she could just ride off on her broom.

    The children ran out of the room upon seeing the bikini clad BonBon and hopefully they will come out from under their beds before Christmas.

  36. I don’t believe this website is appropriate for children, 2:14, because you never know what will show up next on its header. Keep the kids away!
    ;)

  37. I make my children, ages 7 and 12, read this blog because I think they need to know that the world is a scary place. The worst thing they are likely to see is Bonnie Dicknose, right?

  38. This just in – new legislation proposed by Congress to help with the economy:

    Pending Legislation: AWNA Act

    Washington , DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will
    provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates ofthe millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

    ‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,’ said California Senator Barbara Boxer. ‘We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.’

    In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.

    Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement ‘warehouse’ stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).

    Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million ‘middle man’ positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

    Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
    employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability
    into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every
    two talented hires.

    Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning, for example,
    discriminatory interview questions such as, ‘Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?’

    ‘As a Non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,’ said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her
    position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint , Michigan , due to her inability to remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. ‘This new law should be real good for people like me,’ Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

    Said Senator Dick Durban (D-IL): ‘As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his
    or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation
    and a good salary for doing so.

  39. Great having the Bugs Back and the Graphics are awesome!!!! I almost missed Bon butt as the star on the tree — good, very good.

  40. Tell me why the dam stations jacked the gas up 12 cents at the pump when the market’s crude barrels are selling for less than 39.00.Why? No one has provided one word of explanation.
    Is this the service stations’/wholesalers’ idea of the “Season of Cheer and Greed” to spread amongst the drivers of this County?What would BonBon do? Oh, I forgot, she drives on County coffers gas money so the price is irrelevent.

    Anonymous’ 10:40.Right on! This is Obama’s big plan to make worthless paying jobs for worthless cull people. Progressive education has been so successful over the last 40 years, we now have a brainless socialized saprophytic upswelling of humanoids to guarantee Democrates stay in office forever. I’m so unimpressed I could puke!.

    The government was so concerned about the 25 million baby boomers retiring and no one trained to take over their skilled jobs. Not to worry because the current destruction of their 401 k accounts,investments, and Madoffs scams will have them all working until they die. Who in the Government would have orchestrated this collapse?
    Its time to start showing “Soilent Green” at all the shelters,bus stations,airports,muni stations and letting the AWNA’ers know their future.
    Live on and prosperless because this is the “change” coming.

  41. People drive cars and go places around holidays so up go the gas prices.

    The County of Humboldt has done its part in hiring Persons of Inability and giving them raises. Even the Slipperyvisers gave themselves a raise although some have said they won’t take it. Guilt feelings?? Nah.

  42. MERRY XMAS EVERYONE. MAY THE WITHDRAWALS AND AFTER AFFECTS BE MILD,THE FUTURE BETTER THAN WHAT 2008 PROVIDED,AND ALL THE LOST/GONE BLOGGERS RETURN TO THIS WONDERFUL SITE.
    LET 2009 “BRING IT ON”.

  43. “Saprophytic”?? Is this a word?

    We digress.

    Merry Christmas to both of our readers!! Hope you’re having an awesome day with family and friends.

    And to the effing Graphics Department, which went on a holiday bender and failed to deliver on the Bon Bon in the manger scene–oh well. These things happen.

    How’s that for Christmas spirit??

    Hugs from the Bugs

  44. Well Mirror. A post on Nov 6th, and another December 7th. Can we expect a new one on January 8th?

    I know it is the “holidays”, but I am really hoping you can make a New Year’s resolution to “crank it up” next year. I used to check in here daily for my dose of sardonic humor, finally once a week was enough. Now monthly seems adequate.

    Isn’t that sort of “bait and switch”…getting one all addicted to the Humboldt Mirror, and then yanking it away at the last minute?

    Oh well, I guess I will go have a quality craft beer from my cellar. Next best thing now that the mirror has fogged over.

  45. I think we are up to the 10 days of BonBon. How about the other two?

  46. blah blah blah

  47. ?

  48. Miror Graphics don’t tell us blah blah blah

    We already heard you were off on a Pabst bender so get to work again! We are loyal Humboldt Mirror people and we want our 12 days of BonBon!

  49. Give it a rest 4:09.

    You can’t see ‘em but here are two Christmas Bon Bons behind the tree.

    They’re not as deliciously lascivious as the Coastal Commission bikinibon but not bad, given the overall context and deadline pressure on the Graphix dept.

  50. Hey Dog – I looked behind the tree and somehow I just didn’t see what you did. That’s OK too cause I don’t smoke what you do but that’s another story. Retiring to my recliner for my Pabst.

  51. In their normal trickery, the graphics dept. made 2 of the BonBons shown as “Bi-polar”. Now its up to us to figure out which of the BonBon characters are the ones that would make the complete 12.Good job dudes! And you thought we wouldn’t catch that trick?

  52. Has anyone considered that we suffered some emotional or physical injury from having to look at Bonnie so God damn much during the already hectic and stressful holidays? It’s not easy you know — with her same baffled/blank stare looking back at us for days on end.
    Christmas will never be the same again. 12 Days of Bon Bons? Fuck that. We might have been able to hold it together if it had been the 9 days of Christmas, but no.
    Nevertheless, the hearty Graphics Dept. will rally for one last push and complete this venture. We promised and we’ll deliver.

  53. And by the way, you can’t tell, but Rudolph’s butt has Bonnie’s face on it.

  54. Lazy Graphics Dept.

  55. Look close my precious—- BonBon the snowwoman’s hat has the flower with BonBon’s “mini me” face on it so there’s the 12-including up the butt Rudie!

  56. Congrats Graphics! Last one is a good one. As always the Blue Lake Casino star shines bright on the BonBon.

  57. Mother of God!! I am completely pissing myself here. Please tell me that is not Mark Lovelace behind that beard or Clif Clendenen in those swaddling clothes… But I think it is. Best one ever, lazy drunken Graphics Department. You guys rock.

  58. I just blew coffee all over the keyboard. Marky Lovelace as Joseph and little Cliffy as the baby Jesus.

    But the best it the blue lake casino star.

    Better than the penis nosed bon bon! Congrats to the Graphics Department.

  59. Alas keen observers, it is supervisors-elect Lovelace and Clendenen filling in as Joseph and Jesus, respectively. (Not respectfully.) We also have to note the unforseen hotness of the Bonnie as Mary that emerged, as well as her hauntingly, dare we say, attractive stare. But then again, the robe has a kind, slimming effect.

    We were very unsure how this final blasphemy of the Christian faith and most sacred American holiday would go over, given the uproar over the Hermey incident, but what the fuck. We only live once and there is no telling when the Bugs will actually pull thier heads out of thier asses and write anything here again.

    This blog is teetering on the edge of death and we still haven’t seen our year-end bonuses. If anyone else out there has work for a merry band of compulsive PBR drinkers, we’re available.

  60. That really is pretty funny.

  61. Bugs…this is so goddamn good it hurts. BonBon immaculately conceiving little Clify, while Mark looks on. Maybe you missed a chance to work in an apple tree and the tempation of Adam and Eve.

    And where are the three wise men? Girard, Salzman and Kerrigan who worked so hard for the Bonniemachine to provide frankincense,myrrh and whatever other commodity must be exchanged to stall a county’s general plan update long enough for the political landscape to change so drastically that the current bullshit draft might actually be approved as-is.

  62. Dear Graphics Dept.

    I am forwarding the following FYI.

    Memo

    12/30/2008

    To – Dog

    From – K. Girard, Humb.Co. Planning Dept.

    IN RE: Job Announcement – Special Purpose Graphics Team

    In an effort to (finally) garner public support for for recently released draft update of the County general plan, we have received generous grant funding from the state DHCD to engage the services of a highly skilled, professional team of graphic artists/marketing specialists. The contract rate is yet to be determined but we expect the compensation and benefit package to be most lucrative. The work schedule is very flexible and these positions are not subject to our employee drug/alcohol testing program.

    I am advised that you have had recent contact with a crack graphics team from one of the local blogs. Accordingly, if you can Mirror this inquiry to that team’s attention, I would be grateful.

    Simply ask them to individually submit the standard county job application form that may be downloaded from the County of Humboldt website. The applications should be dropped off in person to the reception counter at the main public entrance of the Humboldt County Jail. In an effort to expedite the process, the interview panel, made up of a member of the Board of Supervisors and a United States Marshal, will be standing by in anticipation of their surren….er arrival.

    We are looking forward to a very, very long and mutually beneficial professional relationship.

    Regards,

    KG

    So Graphics D, just passing along the message. Let us know how it works out.

    Dog

  63. So if Marky-poo is in fact Joseph perhaps that was his dick shoved up the Bon Bon’s nose? Something to consider.

  64. The graphics department got the joseph/savior child reversed-too much PBR brew on the skull?. The bean pole Clif should be Joseph, and Mark (who is only 2′ tall)the “height challenged” one as the Savior child.Clif’s robe is made from crushed processed/dried apple pulp, and Mark’s blankie is made from Hum’s local hemp weavers and enviro and hepa safe.
    For an answer to a past post-Jimmie Smith and Johanna Rodoni both refused their pay increase.Jill Geist,John Wooley and Bon Bon took the money increase without a wimper.
    Happy New Year? Not! This year is going to SUCK!!!

  65. Well wildeyes….

    Jimmy Smith is the Joseph in this postcard.

    It takes a different perspective.

  66. MarkyMark has said that he won’t take the raise either but he will donate it to a nonprofit. I think that’s still taking it as it will still cost the County. Clif said he wouldn’t take it either. Have to wait and see what they actually do that is if we can find out after they are sworn in Jan 6 or is it Jan 5.

  67. Wool/wool will take his big raise to the bank since he retires at that end amount for as long as he lives.Whoopee, if Mark/mark is going to “donate it”-the taxpayers still forked out the dinero.Probably go to the very greenie backers who bought his spot for him.Clif/clif can use his extra moola at Piersons and at Blue Lake casino as “pay back” for their $20,000 campaign investment. |It must suck for them to not have a conscience or soul.

  68. The Woolly will possibly add to his by his new job for Chumpbro as I believe this is a State paid job so more retirement funds.

    I was not surprised the BonBon nominated Baby Jesus for Vice Chair today. The Blue Lake Casino star shines bright on both of them.

  69. Humboldt will see if these new guys have any balls when the State whacks the budget to “attempt a balance” and major reduces Humboldt’s share.Too many damm democrats living the liberal dream of growth and freebies and no reduction and accountability when necessary.Chumbro and Wool/wool will continue their spending.Thompson will save Humboldt with a”no drill zone”Whop the fucking do on that great feat! Oh yeh, he drives on taxpayers coffers so why worry.Yo heh, you forgot the taxpayers.I forgot again- I’m here for the perpetual government money and perks so don’t bother me little taxpayers.
    Notice how Obama is backing out on all his great change promises? Sucked all you losers into his evil web and you voted for him.
    I’m off the track.The State’s 48 billion deficit is not going away. Cuts are coming to Humboldt’s coffers in a size never seen. Let’s eliminate King Paul’s wacko social services/welfare scam and save millions,eliminate wic/food stampss that the damm illegals are using and save millions.
    Especially stop dishing out the Headwaters Fund money to anyone who wants it. It was meant for displaced timber workers only and to help them be retrained.
    No ones watching because everyone wnats their”free this and free that”.Were sinking suckers and we need more Republicans up here.
    So welcome to the Supervisors jobs you have because 2009 is going to be a classic!!

  70. Today at 3pm local time, Nick Bravo commited suicide by jumping to his death in Chandler AZ.

  71. Music of Michael Jackson is going to live for ever no matter what, I think It’s became a classic of ‘pop’, He was so stressfullast time and has lots of problems, poor guy – that was probably end for him – so sad all we can do is keep his music in our hearts.

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