Dear Still Laughing My Ass Off,
Thank you for your numerous e-mails to the Humboldt Mirror, and for the remarkable persistence with which you send them.
So yes, to answer your question, in fact we are aware that Bonnie Neely recently changed party affiliation and will now repeatedly run for her Fourth District seat as a Democrat.
Happy now? Okay.
In other stunning news, Neely also announced that on U.S. Census forms she will now identify her marital status as “separated” and her race as “white.”
Thanks again for your letters, SLMAO. If either of our other readers has anything interesting or amusing to say, he or she can drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.