We’re Really Scared Now

The now famous Youtube sensation and arguably more talented Fat Guy Chris Durant has reportedly finally ditched his T-S job in order to pursue an entertainment magazine venture. You can get a taste of the action at the Savage Henry Magazine website. Mirror Headquarters has been quietly moved to an underground bunker at an undisclosed location as a result of a bounty placed on our heads by Durant. With his impressive investigative skills we’re really going to have to be careful now.

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34 Responses

  1. SH’s “underground bunker” is an office with its name on the door behind AMPT on H Street. Some people have no problem doing business openly and above-board.

  2. I am sure it’s a nice office. I hope it has an earthquake-triggered Web cam installed.

  3. No bounty on heraldo? Does this mean Durant already knows who “heraldo” is?

  4. No Rose, it means that Durant is homies with Heraldo.

  5. No, I don’t know who Heraldo is or are as the case maybe. We’re just going to go one at a time and since the Mirror and I have such a rich and classy history together, I felt they deserved first crack.
    Thanks for the site shout out Mirror. New issue of Savage Henry Magazine hits Humboldt County streets maybe later today, more like tomorrow. We got to finish hand painting each cover.

  6. Bugs, if they crack the case, then both of SH’s readers will know who you are. Beware!

    Good call on the bunker. I hope you have enough “supplies” for the graphics department. We wouldn’t want them to have another excuse to sit around NOT working.

  7. I tried to watch the video you linked to above. But Youtube has removed it for violating its bandwidth and beltwidth limitations.

  8. Hope you’ve got enough PBR in that bunker for a stand-off, because I’m pretty sure SH has stocked up.

  9. I don’t think you understand how stocked we are. We contracted with the Air Force to have PBR and ice airdrops scheduled weekly. Bring it on.

  10. We have close to 4 readers, thank you very much.

  11. SH’s “underground bunker” is an office with its name on the door behind AMPT on H Street. Some people have no problem doing business openly and above-board.

    “Doing business” assumes you are selling something. These people aren’t selling jack shit. There are no ads, there is no sucking up to elites in hopes they will attend a benefit ball, and they don’t even charge to read.

    These people are giving things away. They write articles and create artwork for free. Free as in beer and speech. Just because these folks aren’t getting paid and we don’t know who they are does not make them unworthy.

    It’s all entertainment, pseudonym or no. It’s much more entertaining for me to read this blog where they talk shit about people I already hate than some newspaper which talks shit about people I like.

    Let’s compare.

    Mirror: talks shit about Alex Stillman, Ken Miller, Bonnie Neely, Pete Nichols, and all the other elitist bastards who use their status to force their belief system on the rest of us.

    Arcata Eye: talks shit about weed dispensaries (except that one raggedy assed one by Rita’s), young ass Shane Brinton, and Tad.

    Mirror: allows comments from any random person who can say any random thing as long as it isn’t rampant, baseless libel.

    Arcata Eye: prints a gang of letters from that batty old bird Robin Hashem and occasionally from some other (left-)wingnuts.

    Mirror: parodies the exact bullshit written by the big-wig bullshitters, making them look like asses.

    Arcata Eye: parodies weed growers without actually knowing a thing about the game, making themselves look like asses.

    II still read your paper dude. You should really reconsider this whole fake journalistic integrity thing. The cop log is funny shit, the guest writers are cool, but I would drop the whole anti-Arcata culture slant. It makes you look arrogant and clueless. Isolated. Like you don’t belong. Like a dork. That’s all. Maybe you heard this too many times and just don’t care anymore.

  12. If this standoff goes on for too long, we have to resort to drastic measures and switch to Hamm’s.

  13. The underground bunker is located at 2339 D St in Eureka

  14. Went to SH. It is the acronym.
    Actually kinda sad. Register? Spambots?
    Goodnight Chris

  15. “Shelter in Place”, excellent strategy Bugs. I am curious about the Savage Henry moniker….a whim or is there some deeper meaning?

    I would most definite ration the PBR for the Graphic bunch, at least until we have seen some quality product. Additionally, be careful who watches over them, because Stockholm Syndrome and all…you don’t want even more drunk slackers laying around in their chonies, stinking up the place!

  16. Ok, went to SH website and looked it over…..trying really, really, really hard to be funny like the Mirror and irritating like the Hearld. Has already achieved mediocre like the Times-Standard and will soon be deceased like the Reporter. No comparison to the Journal, as it really defies description sometimes…..often mediocre, mostly just strange.

  17. Savage is cute for an old broad,but my God , there just isn’t enough PBR to drink to listen to her babble on and on and on and on about blaaa,baykeeper,blaaa,blaaa,blaaa,

  18. I think it’s interesting how no one has yet to say anything about the publication itself. And as for the website, there’s no way that you could say that the Mirror or Heraldo was in such a refined state from day one. We’re doing our best to create some tongue in cheek humor, and you all seem to find it even funnier to think of reasons that the publication and the website will fail. As for our success, we’ll let time tell, and our circulation speak for itself.

  19. My, my. We’re now calling the Bugs a business? What is the world coming to!
    Okay, guys, it’s been said online (so of course it’s official now) so you should be able to apply for one of those small business loans we’ve heard so much about.
    When Chris wants to “out” you, is he implying that you have a sexual preference? I thought ya’ll just loved Bonnie in drag!

  20. “Mr. Nice,” you’re partially right. I really don’t care what some cartoon-named blog commenter says.

    In this typical case, the anono-bloggers and their cringing commenters hold we who do our business openly, with attribution, to a far higher standard than they themselves are willing to follow. Your summary there has all the factuality and relevance of toilet-stall vandalism, so why would I take it seriously?

    If someone wants to elevate themselves above sewage-level commentary and actually talk to me about the paper’s many deficiencies, I’m always happy to do that. I think you’ll find me a much harsher and more fact-based critic of the Arcata Eye than you will ever be. news@arcataeye.com, (707) 826-7000

  21. Anonymous, on April 29, 2010 at 10:33 pm Said:

    Savage is cute for an old broad,but my God , there just isn’t enough PBR to drink to listen to her babble on and on and on and on about blaaa,baykeeper,blaaa,blaaa,blaaa,

    Ha, Ha, Ha!….agree with everything but the cute part…and BTW, she hasn’t copywritten the name…..

    The blaaa, blaaa, blaaa is even more annoying out in lineup…

  22. Couldn’t find a Savage Henry in Eureka today so maybe the 100 or 500 copies are now gone. (Well how many copies have been produced?? Anyone know??) Thought the T-S and others believed that the Eureka Reporter would be gone in no time as no subscription fee for it. What about SH? Is there a subscription fee? What about ads that pay for the publication? Is there a political underwriter for the SH? Maybe Durant won the lottery and we just didn’t know about it or it is a good way to lose weight if you can’t pay for anything out of your “profits” that may not exist (like food, etc.).

    Looked at the SH web site. Duh. Maybe I didn’t miss anything at all by not finding one in Eureka.

  23. Good luck Chris!! I wish you the best of luck with taking down all of these human garbage blogs. I hope they all disappear. Enjoy being butchered all of you anon sons of bitches

  24. SVFFM,
    Now aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black…your bitter little blog is a real piece of psychosis, doncha think?

  25. Hunter, it’s totally different because everyone knows that SVFFM is Jen Leland. But who cares?

  26. So many Savages… “Savage Henry” was a character in a Hunter S. Thompson novel. Lots of folks seem to be inspired to adopt the name.

    I much appreciate the new comment format.

  27. I much appreciate the new comment format.

    Me too!

  28. Fuck Everyone! I should kill bob doran myself! But,please watch my youtube channl on my wife’s ass!

  29. The “Mole” is a dude. Know that because you can read a bio through his lousy blog. He is whining about a corporation who did him wrong( boo hoo), but from reading his posts, he’s not all there. Give it a rest and get another job!

  30. That’s not me that posted that thing at 11:51. Just FYI. I have no beef with Bob. Not my youtube channel either.
    Good day sirs.

  31. SVFFM,
    Apparently you blow any ol` way your mental disorder takes you, as long as you are insulting someone for something…..how sad. Do you remember leaving this grammatically challenged message on the North Coast Journal Blog?:

    On “Durant to Leave T-S, Launch New Mag”

    Comment / By Sun Valley Floral Farms mole / Feb. 15, 1:59 p.m.

    “Its so freaking great to see this drama queen crap invoking sack of dung to leave this place. He only made the Times-Slandard even worse. Didn’t know it was possible.”

    That is just not nice.

  32. Well clearly “Mole Hunter” is one of Durant’s many aliases.
    Keep up the good work Mirror, you provide the forum for the tards to show their true colors.

  33. “Mr. Nice,” you’re partially right. I really don’t care what some cartoon-named blog commenter says.

    I met hash smuggler dude at a book signing in Wales and thought I should jack up his google results by assuming his handle. Ain’t worked yet.

    In this typical case, the anono-bloggers and their cringing commenters hold we who do our business openly, with attribution, to a far higher standard than they themselves are willing to follow.

    Psssht, no we don’t. If the Mirror started posting all serious, I would get pissed.

    Your summary there has all the factuality and relevance of toilet-stall vandalism, so why would I take it seriously?

    When in Rome dude. You don’t like it, don’t chat the “anono-bloggers.” You gon come up in here with all that noise tryna call the Mirror a business… The fuck did you expect?

    If someone wants to elevate themselves above sewage-level commentary and actually talk to me about the paper’s many deficiencies, I’m always happy to do that. I think you’ll find me a much harsher and more fact-based critic of the Arcata Eye than you will ever be. news@arcataeye.com, (707) 826-7000

    I’m saying, you came to the jackass yard talking about big ears. You may be able to get respect for talking like this amongst a some like-minded Arcata liberals, but not here.

  34. Well, that’s all very clever I suppose.

    If you’re going to use the pronoun”I” over and over, why don’t you use use your name?

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