Despite our fake rivalry with Eureka Now’s Ryan Hurley, all of us here at Mirror HQ want to give the former Capt. Buhne big ups for the fearless and frequently hilarious campaign videos he has produced over the past few months.
It’s easy for anonymous bloggers to throw stones at the temple, safely ensconced as we are behind our mask of anonymity. But when Ryan crap-slaps Gags and the Bon Bon, he does so very effectively and in his own name.
And so we say to you:
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning.
That and if the withered-up old hooch loses this election, three words, friend: Tip, Top and Club. We’ll see you there.