Fake cripple smuggles fake medicine in wheelchair

Genius!! And it was all going so well until the proprietor of this chair “seemed nervous.” That’s when the drug-sniffing dog was brought in, with predictable results.

Where’s Patty Berg when we need her? Let’s get someone in Sacramento to sponsor the Compassionate Smuggling Act and put an end to this senseless persecution of medicinal couriers.

 

I guess this is what happens when you take the term "wheelchair marijuana" literally.

6 Responses

  1. Large quantities of marijuana associated with nervousness? No. Couldn’t be.

  2. That’s a lot of “medicine” being wheeled about.

  3. That guy should just dig a tunnel like everyone else. Too bad he doesn’t live here where cripples with weed go unnoticed.

  4. I am surprised this story didn’t make it into the “local” news of the T-S.

  5. In HumCo there’s no need to hide anything. We have a DA who had his biggest Campaign fundraiser thrown by the Humboldt Growers Association. All the dumbshit in the wheelchair had to do was come up here and he could walk around town with all that dope in his arms.

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