Bugs outsource Blog to way funnier person

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14 Responses

  1. This joke planner is actually pretty close to the truth. But you forgot about the weekly obsession over demonizing Rob Arkley. Otherwise, it’s spot on.

  2. The sad truth is that the flying Heraldos are driven by fear and hate.

  3. I LOVE it !!!!!

  4. Yes, but what day is set aside to write moronic “My Word” and endless drivel in the shape of Letters to The Editor? Oh, and don’t forget that you must set aside hours, simply hours to post on the blog, it takes a great deal of time and energy to argue with yourself the way PJ, Tra and the other two manage.

  5. And lets not forget the weekly trip to Costco! Because the shit from China that Costco sells is waaay better than the shit from China that Wal-Mart sells……

  6. Monday through Friday, the Humbug waits for an email from Secuity National containing information originally intended for use in the latest Arkley suit. Once the judge throws it out, the Mirror become the only way to bring their latest claims to light.

    Saturday and Sunday? PBR’s to celebrate a job well done.

    Cheers!

  7. Jan, petty bitterness is not a good look for you.

  8. But Josehine, petty bitterness is Jan’s favorite attire. She dreams of walking down the runway swathed in petty bitterness and abject frustration wearing a dunce cap and a cape the reads “kick me, I’m a closed minded dufus!”.

  9. Notice how nobody has denied my statement. How telling! Go ahead and call me what you want, if it helps make your day more tolerable.

    Cheers!

  10. “Monday through Friday, the Humbug waits for an email from Secuity National containing information originally intended for use in the latest Arkley suit”

    How about a little proof? When a claim so specious as yours appears, a denial is not necessary…

    The bugs are destroying all life on the moon.

    Hmmmmm….its been seconds since i said that and NO DENIALS!!!

    Kinda like that, Jan.

    Cheers!

  11. Another possibility, Jan, is that no one is responding to you because you’re irrelevant.

    Cheers, indeed.

  12. Sorry, I don’t have access to Humbugs inbox. But I know for a fact that posts on this blog had first surfaced in Arkley involved lawsuits. Will The Humbug deny it?

  13. Good Lord, woman. You’re delusional. I would deny it but I don’t actually have the slightest idea what you’re talking about, and neither do you.

  14. For some reason this post is getting spammed all to hell. Closing comments. Please feel free to make your erudite and edifying contributions on another post.

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