Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: battle of the D-list blogs, Carson Park Mofo, CPR goes MIA, Joel Mielke | 11 Comments »
How did we miss this?
What gives? Arch-rival and fellow D-list blogger Carson Park Mofo slipped up and said something kinda-sorta nice about us. To wit: Carson Park Ranger said… Oh come on, Doggerelface. You simply must admit that the posts are funny at the Mirror. The Bonnie fixation is disturbing, and the comments are beyond the pale, but the [...]
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: battle of the D-list blogs, Bonnie fixation, Carson Park Mofo, must have been drunk | 20 Comments »
Carson Park Mofo jumps on the publicity-whore bandwagon
All right, all right, bro. Here. Have some hits. Feel better? Hugs!! (But a little PS, if we may? No one deserves to have condescending and derogatory “news” articles written about them by people who–kind of like you– seem to think disagreement with the writer’s beliefs is a sign of incurable stupidity. That’s what’s wrong [...]
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: arrogant inaccurate and unfair, Bob Doran, Carson Park Mofo, disagreement = incurable stupidity, North Coast Journal, publicity whore | 52 Comments »
Carson Park Mofo blows gold medal in Olympic blog-neglecting event
Carson Park Mofo, occasional administrator of the Eureka Standard blog, came up short Thursday in his quest for the gold in the Olympic blog-neglecting event. Mofo went 13 days without a new post, just three shy of the world record set in July by Mofo’s archrivals, the Humboldt Mirror bugs. “Team Mofo was putting up [...]
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: a contest for the ages, Bob Costas, Carson Park Mofo, frenemies forever, laziest bloggers in the world, Olympic blog-neglecting event, persistent doping rumors, smells like Olympic spirit, the Humbug, we are the motherfucking champions, XXIX Olympiad | 13 Comments »
Ruh-roh, Mofo
The usually genial and endearing Carson Park Mofo is hosting a major bitch-fight over at the Eureka Standard. There’s hair-pulling, eye-scratching, dozens of impressively insulting words (many of which we can’t even pronounce!) and a sprinkling of deleted comments. It. Is. On. We’ll recap them there fightin’ words in order of appearance: “doddering“ “agist (sic) [...]
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Carson Park Mofo, Eric Theodore Cartman would be proud, Eureka Standard, fucking lardbucket racist grandma-hating warfare, How can we rationally discuss WWII without Steve Lewis?, That was "genial" not "genital" | 47 Comments »
Carson Park Mofo goes ahead and steps in it this time
Oh it’s on now, bitches. It. Is. On. And someone over at the Eureka Standard better be scared. He Whose Name We Shall Not Speak has given the Humboldt Mirror additional unwanted publicity, and even gone so far as to suggest we might be more popular than Fred, the undisputed king of Humboldt blogdom! In [...]
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Carson Park Mofo, D-list blogs, entirely derivative, Eureka Standard, Fred's Blog, He Whose Name We Shall Not Speak, Oh it's on now bitches, slow news day, unwanted publicity | 20 Comments »