Oh sweet. Now’s our chance.

For those of us who have waited decades for the opportunity to pry firearms from the cold, dead hands of longtime National Rifle Association front-man Charlton Heston, it looks like our time has come.

Heston died last night at the age of 84 with his wife Lydia, and his massive gun collection, by his side.


16 Responses

  1. holy fuck i think i might piss myself, you sick bastards.

  2. Poor Moses.

    Hey humbugs,to make it up to you, we dedicated a post to you!


  3. Time to go rent Soylent Green.

  4. I heard him speak at a small Ronald Reagan for Governor event when I was a kid. Buddy Ebsen was there, and Chuck Connors.

    Are there any good right-wing actors?

  5. Powers Boothe?

  6. Roses are red
    Humbugs are blue
    Carol’s our girlfriend
    But Greg’s a helluva good sport and we like him too (but not in THAT way!!!)

    Love the post, friends!!! BFF!!

  7. I shot a gun
    Made me jump
    Made me run

    A Movie actor
    Even played Moses
    Was not a factor

    Not a good day
    To lose the spokesperson
    For the NRA

  8. Not much of a poet
    But then you know it

  9. Damn dirty Bonnie

  10. Why isn’t this blog rated PG for aboriginal nudity? Racist pigs.

  11. “get your paws off of me you damn drity ape!” are something like that,they don’t make movies like that anymore.

  12. The remake had nothing of the power of the original, that’s for sure.

  13. Charles “I love guns” Heston was kinda hot when he was younger. Like back in the 20s when he launched his career.

  14. Hey – where is bon bon’s name plate. It keeps disappearing from the picture.


  15. I really loved Chuck.I mean I really loved him. Yum! Yum! Hope he’s up in heaven with Moses, shot guns in hand. Shooting, shooting,shooting marbled murlets,Aleutian Geese,spotted owls and plovers. Laughing their asses off while Tim McKay is running around crying foul,foul,foul.

  16. ROTFLMAO Now that’s funny

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