Gundersen got way more action than previously believed

Former Blue Lake Police Chief David Gundersen was charged Monday with 14 additional counts of spousal rape, bringing to 24 the total number of rape charges against him.

According to documents filed by Humboldt County District Attorney Paul Gallegos, Gundersen has officially, albeit illegally, gotten laid twice as often as anyone we know.

We’d be jealous if it weren’t so, you know, gross.

9 Responses

  1. Innocent until proven guilty, right? But undeniably gross.

    Does he have pets?

  2. If he does, I hope authorities are giving them SART exams.

  3. Speak for yourself as to the frequency bug.

    Hell I’m twice as old and….hmmmm what?

    Oh nevermind.

    Don’t forget about the Joan/ex-wife nexus.

  4. let me intorduce myself. im theo. i got laid that many times last WEEK!!! and every single one was legal…

  5. Gunderson is now caught between two wives, Russ Clanton, and Paul Gallegos. Laid or not, he is well and truly screwed. On top of everything else, he makes really dumb choices of lawyers and women.

  6. 8:04 – that’s the understatement of the year.

    I am still baffled at him filing the kidnapping charges after the court dismissed them stating the law doesn’t support them.

    I know, I know, Gallegos says he disagrees with the court on that, but really, his track record disagreeing with the court sort of sucks really bad.

  7. Considering some of the rumors I hear from the jail (don’t ask) Gundy has more than just legal troubles facing him in the future.

    Then again, it’s hard to drudge up jealousy for a man who is accused of repeatedly drugging then raping the women he supposedly loved.

    Of course, I aint married, so what the fuck do I know?

  8. I am sooooo confused by all this. *sigh* I’m not jealous of anyone involved.
    It all sounds….sad.

  9. theo

    your nose is growing ……….. again !

    your inflatable sheep doesn’t count.

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