The irreverence you love…. The irrelevance you’ve come to expect….
That’s right, friends! Just as soon as we round up those lazy bastards from the Graphics Department, The Humboldt Mirror will reclaim its spotty reputation and half-hearted production schedule. Go ahead! Thank us!!
But this may take a while. Last we heard from those miscreant designers, they were muling transporting kush product for Chris Kerrigan’s latest failure venture. Let’s hope Chris is a better dealer agricultural retailer than campaign manager (although it’s statistically unlikely that he could be any worse).
So listen up, Graphics Department. We’ve got things to do, people to skewer, trouble to cause. And how are we to do this without the highly stylized if somewhat predictable graphic content both of our readers have come to know and love? Hmm? How?
So come on home to the bugs. Put down that dank and crack open an honest, wholesome PBR. Think of the fun we’ll have, the shit we’ll disturb, the many seconds of entertainment we’ll provide.
And if that’s not working for you, think of the information we’ll turn over to your parole officers if you don’t.
Yeah. That information.
What?? You’re coming back? We’re delighted!!
See you very soon, friends!
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: agricultural retailer, Chris Kerrigan, fucking Graphics Department, glorious but mediocre, highly stylized graphic content, irreverent and irrelevant, muling kush, seconds of entertainment, shit to disturb, somewhat predictable |