For those of you who have not yet drunkenly stumbled onto our Data page, the graphic below is the sort of thoughtful analysis our Vital Statistics Department will be posting there. This graph, for example, shows a propensity among our readers for hard-hitting journalism and soft-core pornography, although not necessarily in that order. And check out our math!! It’s not that good. But click the Data tab at the top of the page once in a while. If the staff aren’t out carousing with the Graphics Department, we’ll have new and increasingly irrelevant information for you to read. Enjoy, friends!!