Wiggins wig-outs subject of new report

The Santa Rosa Press Democrat published a scathing article today about North Coast Senator Patricia Wiggins’ alleged mental decline and the far-reaching and remarkably unsuccessful attempt to cover it up. Read the story–it’s a good one–but try not to be too hard on the old gal. Looks to us like she’s taking decisive measures to address the problem and should be back to her usual only slightly batshit self in no time.

Senator Wiggins' new self-study course includes instruction about when it is--and is not--appropriate to scream "Bullshit!"

Senator Wiggins' new self-study course includes, for example, specific instruction about when it is--and is not--appropriate to scream "bullshit" at preachers.

14 Responses

  1. Between this story and the frumpy weather report, I might just piss myself.

  2. And Clif Clendenen is interviewed there – very interesting.

    I guess the handwriting is being scribbled on the wall as we speak – wonder WHO has her sights set on the appointment.

  3. You guys KILL me. Shit. You ought to write a book or something.

  4. I am a bit disappointed here. I was expecting to see her decked out in Dr. Hannibal “the Cannibal” Lecter gear, complete with the mask covering her face.

  5. Gotta love the girl to the right who stained herself. Possibly from Wiggins retarded strength slobber?

  6. We have a different theory. Stay tuned.

  7. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a plot! A plot, I say!

  8. Wanna bet the perp has already been elected and wants more? Wanna bet it’s another Democrat? Come out fightin’ Pat! Don’t let the bastards get you down! Pat! PAT?

  9. That might be your best headline ever. And the graphic’s not too shabby either.

  10. Those folks from SN sure showed their true colors last night

    Keep it classy bugs

  11. “Keep it classy bugs”

    Ha! You’re kidding, correct?

  12. Security National employees love their scotch- evidence enough from that threatening exchange

  13. Security National employees any scotch don’t mix

    spend anytime at Hurricane Kate’s or Avalon and that’ll be very apparent

  14. and scotch, that is

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