File this one under God Help Us All.
Could there be, as Ryan Hurley reports, a possible Bonnie Neely–Kaitlin Sopoci-Belknap showdown looming in the fourth supervisorial district?
Her candidacy would turn that race into the “Sophie’s Choice” of local elections, only without any hot chicks or convincing performances.
Deciding between those two would be like trying to choose which eardrum to puncture with an icepick, or which testicle to set ablaze.
Who knows. Maybe David Cobb was speaking out of turn, and when he got home from that interview someone gave him a very naughty spanking.