One of the fun things about WordPress is that it tracks search terms readers use to navigate to our blog.
Some of these are obvious. There’s lots of “humboldt mirror,” for example, and your usual “catch-a-poo” and “larry glass sucks ass” sort of thing.
But there are other terms we find frankly puzzling–not because people search for these things on the internet but because those searches somehow lead them to the Humboldt Mirror.
We understand “carrie prejean’s tits” but are less sure about “biggest tits in humboldt county” and just plain old “tits tits tits.” You’d think entering those would take you to an awful lot of stops before ours along the information highway, but okay.
Then there was “free hit of crack exchanged for blow job,” a complete mystery, along with “blood on toilet paper when i wipe,” which is an example of providing more information than even Google needs to know.
We also had “one or two testicles” (two, please), “crunching shit,” “girl giving the finger” and, finally, “lego toilet,” although we have no recollection of having written about any of these.
But look–now we have.
It’s like they can read our minds.