It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Ah, now here's a classic scene from "The Christmas Story." Is it wrong of us to hope this Ralphie shoots his eye out?

17 Responses

  1. I want to have the Graphics Department’s baby.

  2. That’s just wrong.

  3. GREAT!!!!!!

  4. Awww fuck Bug. How do you guys come up with this shit. Lots of PBR? Good job.

  5. Nope, not wrong to think about him actually shooting his eye out. Not at all.

    But, I would actually like to see his tongue frozen on a flagpole so I wouldn’t have to listen to his drivel. That would also keep him in a spot where he is less likely to fuck the community with Pierson’s bullshit agenda.

  6. Your graphics department are geniuses!

  7. Finally, somebody recognizes talent around here.

  8. We already have children in five states from several different women and it’s not a good idea to bring any more children into the world via our genes. We don’t even technically have jobs.

  9. No jobs?? Hello? We read this blog too!!

  10. Sun, they’re all sensitive and shit about capitalization. Graphics Department is how they prefer to be addressed. We totally know that’s anal, but before they get liquored up and jump all over your shit we thought we’d give you a heads-up. Hugs!.

  11. What I want to know is this: who is the doty aunt that has mistaken him for a girl? Auntie Bon Bon perhaps?
    Just when you think that the Graphics Department can’t top the bender photo…..I think I know that guy, which is scarey all by itself.

    When is the next Gags bashing session? I have been saving up some choice denigration.

  12. Do we have to watch him eating, grunting and generally actin’ like a pig? Bonbon’s little piggy?

  13. Wasn’t that Randy, not Ralphie?

  14. so much for frippin easter —- it smells bad from here….

  15. I don’t think anyone should joke about eye injuries. “Each day about 2,000 U.S. workers have a job-related eye injury that requires medical treatment. About one third of the injuries are treated in hospital emergency departments and more than 100 of these injuries result in one or more days of lost work.”


  16. ok, then we all need to make sure this Ralphie doesn’t get to play with the “red rider” bb gun. He’s just not only a crappy lawyer, but a real dufus.

  17. Hey guys, did you know that Schwartz grew up to be a porn star. Graphics Dept., can you work that in somewhere?

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