After getting a lock on the grow scene folks’ vote, DA hopeful Paul Gallegos is now pandering to the people who listen to gangster-turned-crappy-rapper music.
“Sometimes, some things that don’t normally sound like a good pairing end up being fantastic. Examples: a 24-hour restaurant that serves both chicken and waffles, a depressant like alcohol and stimulant like an energy drink and locally, Humboldt County District Attorney candidate Paul Gallegos and street-gangster-turned-party-rapper Tone Loc.
And sometimes, some things that don’t normally sound like a good pairing end up being mindbendingly shitty together. Such as a Tone Loc concert fundraiser for Paul Gallegos.
It’s frightening who the T-S will put behind a computer these days.
Beech might have offered up some better examples of “fantastic” than Red Bull and Denny’s to persuade me that spending money to watch Paul Gallegos and Ton Loc “mesh” on stage is even remotely a good idea. Did you just fucking write that energy drinks and 24-hour restaurants that serve chicken and waffles are fantastic? Really?
Although it’s painfully obvious that Tone Loc’s and Paul’s music, upbringing and lives couldn’t be more strikingly different, the rapper and crappy DA have one notable thing in common. Rapper Tone Loc samples other artists’ lyrics and music as part of the rap music tradition. District Attorney Paul Gallegos samples scholars’ ideas and writings he publishes as “My Word” pieces in the T-S as part of the tradition of being a giant dumbass.
Tickets are $35 advanced, $25 general and $1 if you’ve had a case mishandled or botched by Gallegos and will promise not to appear in any of his challengers’ political ads.
Filed under: Humboldt County, Local BS | Tagged: Arcata Theater Lounge, District Attorney, Dumbass turned crappy district attorney, Gangster turned crappy rapper, Paul Gallegos, Political Favors, Tone Loc |