Just the first line of the invite to Neely’s presser this morning is enough to get the ol’ laugh-meter kicked into gear:
A press conference will be held at Bonnie Neely’s new headquarters in Old Town Eureka announcing her campaign as a call to voters to choose the candidate whose values we share.
Yeah, uh, quick question:
But bygones! There’ll be refreshments!!
Hopefully of the fresh-baked aromatic variety.
To drown out the stench.
So please join the Bon Bon at 11:00 today, Tuesday morning, at 426 Third Street. She wants to lie talk about united community, rise to challenge, win election, blah blah blah.