Help Wanted: Progressive with
greatadequate writing skills to produce content for a local anonymous blogpolitical think-tank following the sudden departure of key personnel.
Must hate Rob Arkley, Frank Jager, Virginia Bass, Rob Arkley, Dave Tyson and Rob Arkley. Must find a way to also hate Ryan Sundberg despite having to pretend to give a shit about his heritage in order to keep the casino cash flowing.
The ideal candidate would be
articulateEnglish-speaking, divisive and able to suspend disbelief for extended periods of time, possibly forever. Must also be able to steal crap graphics from other crap blogsthink-tanks, since we’ve never established even a baseline competence at creating our own. A sense of humor would be nice, but you know. Why start now.
Job involves having to listen to Elizabeth Connor and regularly Windexing to a streakless shine the mirror at which Mark Lovelace admires his tiny self.
Salary: Whatever Bill Pierson has left after that whole pre-nup thing falls through.
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