Posted on June 22, 2012 by The Douchebug
It’s official. (Well, it’s probably official. It’s coming from the North Coast Journal, right?)
Rumors are afloat that the area’s longstanding daily newspaper the Eureka Times-Standard, only a wispy shell of what it was a few years ago, will be outsourcing more of its content or production. Or both. Local jobs might be lost.
Will the last one out please turn the lights off?
It’s a sad day for newsfolk and yet another blow from the T-S’s corporate schmucks.
This means many Humboldt County residents will probably have to get vital news and important information in the near future from the area’s next two biggest media outlets: Charles Douglas’ Humboldt Sentinel and Humboldt State University’s The Lumberjack newspaper.
Both are stoked, but couldn’t be reached for comment. The Lumberjack’s editor graduated in May and Douglas’ mom had the phone in her basement removed because of budget cuts.
The Arcata High Journalism Club will also jockey for a piece of the pie.
Filed under: Local BS | Tagged: Times-Standard, Outsourcing crap, Bye Bye Greenson | 15 Comments »
Posted on June 16, 2012 by The Humbug
Yeah. Emphasis on “dumb.”
I guess the Sisters of St. Joseph of Orange forgot to have their religious beliefs vetted by the astute moral arbiters at the North Coast Journal.
I’m hoping the NCJ can put out an entire issue telling us where we shouldn’t shop, who we shouldn’t vote for, and what we shouldn’t believe.
Oh–wait. That’s right. They do that every week.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: even Jesus thinks you're stupid, North Coast Jerk-offs, Sisters of St. Joseph of Orange | 24 Comments »
Posted on June 7, 2012 by The Humbug
The NCJ is reporting that there are more than 6,000 absentee ballots left to count, so we’ve got ourselves a bit of post-election suspense yet again. With Estelle and Clif separated by only a couple hundred votes, this thing could easily tip to the left.
Interesting to know. But functionally, if Clif did win, what would that change? It would be a 3-2 board instead of a 4-1 board. Nice, but perhaps not critical.
So stay tuned. We’ll get either a new 2nd District supervisor or an experienced one who has learned that spending three and a half years being a complete wank doesn’t exactly rally the base.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Clif Clendenen, Estelle Fennell | 12 Comments »
Posted on June 6, 2012 by The Humbug
Fennell upsets the apple cart!!
Seidner gets Bohned!
Looks like there’s finally going to be a General Plan Update. And this is just a guess, but I don’t think our proggy friends are gonna like it one bit.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Cheryl Seidner, Clif Clendenen, Election 2012, Estelle Fennell, GPU, Option A, Rex Bohn | 24 Comments »
Posted on June 4, 2012 by The Humbug
Wow. What’s with the North Coast Journal and its anti-Walmart fixation? After secret photo montages and signage alerts, their latest eruption has been over an invitation to a grand opening.
Aaaagh! Scary stuff.
So in between knocking back some PBRs and laughing about Ryan Burns’ concern for Mark Lovelace’s penis, we put together a short list of things the NCJ might think about once the store is open and the world does not, despite their hysterics, come to a barbaric end. They might consider paying attention to:
- All the people who are then working and shopping at Walmart, whether or not the NCJ wants them to.
- The fact that the NCJ hasn’t been a very good news organization in a long time, and turns out to be an even crappier advocacy group.
- Oh and here’s one. Remember news? Yeah. You might think about paying some attention to that.
I can’t remember the last time I’ve been in a Walmart. I don’t particularly like the stores and don’t know if I’ll ever have a reason to go into this one. But despite the NCJ’s obsession with the retail giant, no one there has explained why we should all be up in arms about retail activity in a shopping mall. They haven’t clarified why Walmart’s so awful, but Target’s okay, as are Kohl’s, and Sears, and Kmart, etc. In short, they haven’t done shit but point fingers and laugh–which we love! But then we’re not pretending that what we do is news.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Don't like Walmart? Don't shop there, Mark Lovelace's penis, North Coast Journal, Ryan Burns, Walmart is the devil | 16 Comments »