We’re Really Scared Now

The now famous Youtube sensation and arguably more talented Fat Guy Chris Durant has reportedly finally ditched his T-S job in order to pursue an entertainment magazine venture. You can get a taste of the action at the Savage Henry Magazine website. Mirror Headquarters has been quietly moved to an underground bunker at an undisclosed location as a result of a bounty placed on our heads by Durant. With his impressive investigative skills we’re really going to have to be careful now.

Unfortunately not affiliated at all with the hot and talented Jen Savage

T-S spy cam captures cause of mystery quake

We should have known one of the Fat Guys was somehow involved.

Leaving for another day any question as to why there’s a surveillance camera inside the Times-Standard’s newsroom, this footage, ostensibly of a dog predicting the earthquake, actually shows Chris Durant causing the earthquake when he trundles his rotund self out of his chair to make sure the dog wasn’t beating him to the taco truck. Watch.