Cleary clears out at HSU

Humboldt State University invites applications for the position of General Manager of KHSU-FM, the public radio station, licensed to, supported by, & located on the campus of Humboldt State in Arcata, California. As the most listened to radio station in its region, KHSU is experiencing growth & seeks a qualified individual to lead its team to new levels. Additional information about KHSU & this position may be found at Salary commensurate with experience. Generous benefits package. Interested candidates should submit a letter of application, current resume & three references to: Review of applications will begin

Patrick Cleary
Interim General Manager

This want-ad’s been around for more than a week, but Cleary’s talking , cleverly disguised as a news story, ran in the Times-Standard only Saturday. Somehow, despite the speculation regarding the folk singer and former investment banker’s future, the reporter left no evidence of having asked what he planned to do next.

Will Cleary spend more quality time with his Indian casino business partners? Or is he gearing up to be Bonnie’s new bitch on the board of supervisors?

This last possibility seems well within the range of the possible, given the history we have here of far-left folk stumbling upon our little backwater and deciding to do us the great service of moving here so they, in their infinite wisdom, can tell us how to live our fucking lives.

Because, yeah. We need more of that.