Re-elect Larry Glass, because entrusting our future to a semi-literate bumpkin has worked out brilliantly so far.
As support for Eureka Ward 1 challenger Marian Brady continues to grow, some are wondering whether the political aspirations of the great Larry Glass may have hit the skids.
How could that be? It seems like only yesterday he was voted the county’s most popular public official. Although by stupid people. Who never met him.
But after his rental ordinance debacle, his breathless support for massive rate hikes, his hopelessly convoluted position on the Balloon Track cleanup, his public–and private–displays of immaturity and his general boorishness, Brady might just teach Glass a lesson he sorely needs.
While it’s far too early for a eulogy, just the thought of a Glassless city council has us waxing nostalgic for 2006 when the CREG spokesman was gearing up for his first run for office.
That’s when he said fun stuff like this: “We think there’s a better way to provide good jobs without handing over control of our future to wealthy elitists.”
Four years later, he still hasn’t figured out what it is.
And this: “It’s time for our City Council to follow the leadership of Peter LaVallee and demand that cleanup” of the Balloon Track.
Four years later, he’s still doing everything he can to stop it.
But our absolute favorite is this: If the Marina Center were built with a Best Buy, Glass said, “I’d be like Davy Crockett at the Alamo.”
Four years later, we wonder if anyone’s told him how that whole Alamo situation ended.
Oh well. Maybe next month he’ll find out.
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