Posted on April 12, 2011 by The Humbug
This is the image that greeted web viewers more than an hour before the GPU meeting actually ended.
After months of attributing concerns about inadequate communication regarding the county’s General Plan Update to “special interest groups” spreading “misinformation,” Both Kirk Girard and his snarky senior planner Martha Spencer admitted today that they had failed to incorporate or even solicit input from key stakeholders.
The admissions were made near the start of a six-hour meeting that reportedly ended with a unanimous decision to defer discussion about pausing the GPU process or creating an advisory group that would keep the planning process focused on the will of the people, rather than the will of the Planning Commission.
Community Development Disservices staff were, however, instructed to solicit the input of local cities, Community Services Districts and tribes–something that 12 years into the process Girard’s staff never bothered to do.
A few observations along the way, if we may.
- If you’re going to hold a meeting to defend against allegations of shoddy communication, your argument is not helped when the speakers for the overflow crowd in the courthouse lobby don’t work, the computer stream cuts out before the end of public comment, and the TV feed goes dead in the middle of boardmember deliberations. Just FYI.
- When Arcata City Councilboy Shane Brinton stands up and calls those who care about our local economy an “unholy alliance” of “greedy people,” we’re reminded that he is, after all, 12 years old, which is why his was far and away the most arrogant and immature voice in the room. We expect he’ll cultivate a more nuanced grasp of economic issues once his mom cuts off his allowance.
- Natalynn DeLapp, if you’re going to sit behind the podium, all of your whispering, texting and giggling like a drunken sorority girl end up on TV, and your reputation as irrelevant political eye-candy remains firmly intact. As much as we normally enjoy ogling your rack, even we were relieved when you left, probably to get your nails done.
- Spoiler alert: Scott Greacen threatened litigation. With a straight face and everything. We’re shocked!!
- For Community Development Disservices Director Kirk Girard, a quick clarification: Having to make changes to work your staff has already done is not a downside of soliciting additional community input. It’s not an unfortunate side-effect. It’s the fucking point. That’s just something to keep in mind going forward.
And because we hate all the grim, let’s go out with a laugh. You know how we love a laugh. This one’s easy: Just Google “Kirk Girard.” Please. For us. It’s the awesomest thing we’ve seen all day.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Arcata City Councilboy Shane Brinton, Community Development Disservices Department, general plan update, Kirk Girard, Martha Spencer, Natalynne DeLapp, Scott Greacen | 52 Comments »
Posted on March 21, 2011 by The Douchebug
Scott Greacen: Douche
In a stunning tribute to irony, the Environmental Protection Information Center Executive Director Scott Greacen is crying foul over closed-door negotiations being held by lawmakers in Sacramento that are aimed at boosting the state’s sluggish economy and lowering skyrocketing unemployment rates.
The T-S reported that a Republican senator and his four colleagues are asking for a revamping of the California Environmental Quality Act in exchange for supporting Gov. Jerry Brown’s plans to put a five-year income tax, sales tax and vehicle licensing extensions before voters in a special election.
The goal of the CEQA revamp would be to ease the abuse of California’s environmental regulations by special interest groups by limiting challenges to environmental impact reports, requiring citizens filing litigation against projects to make a $50,000 deposit — or 1 percent of the project’s cost, whichever is smaller — to the court before filing legal action and make telecommunications companies exempt from many environmental reviews. The proposal would also greatly broaden the types of projects exempted from the environmental review process.
The implications are apocalyptic for the group that seemingly exists solely to sue the hell out damn near anything that moves to achieve its goals.
”My first impression is that this is a really, really radical proposal that would gut CEQA and take away local communities’ ability to be involved in important planning decisions,” Greacen said. “The substance of this is just sweeping.”
Because protecting the right to sue with reckless abandon is monumentally more important than making serious reforms to fix our disastrous economy and nearly $27 billion budget deficit.
And for that Mr. Greacen, you’ve earned the Douchebaggy Award. Congratulations friend!
Filed under: BS elsewhere, Humboldt County | Tagged: Douchebaggy Award, EPIC, Scott Greacen, Sue the hell out of anything | 26 Comments »
Posted on January 28, 2011 by The Humbug
EPIC’s Scott Greacen loves salmon soooo much, he opposes removing dams on the Klamath to save them.
Reminds us of all the “environmentalists” who care soooo much about the bay and its surrounding wetlands that they spent years working to prevent cleanup of the Balloon Track.
Let’s see now. How did that turn out for them?
Oh that’s right.
Maybe Snarky Marky Lovelace, who is doing everything he can behind the scenes to scotch the Klamath agreements, should take note.
Removing the dams will take a monumental effort.
Removing dishonest, deceitful hypocrites from office turns out to be quite a bit easier.
Just FYI on that.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: Balloon Track, dam removal, Mark Lovelace, Scott Greacen | 37 Comments »
Posted on September 22, 2009 by The Humbug
Alert Mirror readers report that two of Humboldt County’s biggest gasbags recently took a break from their assault on common sense to go a few rounds with each other.
Scott Greacen, skeevy executive director of the Environmental Protection Information Center, and Richard Salzman, gadfly and unrepentant forger, reportedly set the fur a-flying at a recent meeting.
So exciting!! Our preferences tend toward a little hot girl-on-girl action, but hey. This here bitch-fight may be the next best thing.
Remember, friends! No pulling hair!!
This unretouched photo shows Salzman, left, and Grecean getting amongst it.
Filed under: Humboldt County | Tagged: assault on common sense, EPIC, gadfly and forger, getting amongst it, Lego my ego, Richard Salzman, Scott Greacen, skeevy | 34 Comments »