Neely is said to be utilizing a series of clever disguises to avoid the spotlight after her humiliating defeat at the polls. Sadly, that hasn't stopped her from tweeting everyone to death.
The Bon Bon’s new Twitter habit is officially out of control!
Over at her new account, www.twitter.com/bonbonforever, girlfriend is saying what’s on her mind–and that can’t be good at all for her already nonexistent chances in the November runoff.
Below are a few examples of what she probably should not have said after losing a primary by 20 points:
The results weren’t all bad. I got a solid 30%, which is slightly more than one percent of support for each year in office. #BonnieNeely
What I need is a new message. Maybe I can get Gallegos to plagiarize something good for me. #BonnieNeely
Not only am I going to demand a recount, I’m going to insist that it be conducted by immediate family members. Oh. Wait a minute. Skip that.
Maybe voters didnt hear that I HATE OIL SPILLS AND TAXES AND REPUBLICANS and LOVE HAPPINESS AND PUPPIES AND THE ECONOMY. Whats not to like?
At $77 a vote, I’m within only a half million or so dollars of winning this thing in November. Who’s scared now, Virginia? #BonnieNeely
Polls show that voters think I’m uninterested in their concerns. Yeah. Like who the fuck’s idea was it to ask them anything? #BonnieNeely
Did you hear about my upcoming Shanty event? Hey, one person’s drinking game is another’s grassroots fundraiser. #BonnieNeely
To follow her updates in real time, click here to follow BonBonForever on Twitter!!
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